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oh we don't want any government 'regulation'..

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yesterday”s epolitix bulletin had this lovely snippet:
“The chancellor Alistair Darling uses an interview with the Financial Times newspaper to say sudden changes on taxing private equity could impact negatively on the “absolutely critical” role of the City in the economy”

oh yes of course alistair. whilst i may not be disagreeing with you on this particular point ( well i shan”t say what i think, apart from to laugh hollowly), i do find it amusing given how the usual diatribe from “market fundamentalists” is “oh we don”t want any government interference”.

what they really mean of course is

“oh we don”t want any govt. interference unless it is the kind that specifically allows us to do what we want - i.e. the kind that gives us special license, the kind of thing we don”t call “regulation”, the kind of thing we don”t want you to think of when we talk about not wanting “regulation”. We only want you to think of “regulation” in a specific way - i.e. in the context when the rules are not in favour of us. Otherwise, we love rules, how else would we have the monopoly, the special privileges, the institutional barriers we like to erect around our so-called “free “market”. So yes we don”t want government interference..of course not, why would we want any such thing, we got to where we are today without any such “help” or any institutions, don”t you know, we didn”t have to join all the right clubs, didn”t need to be a member of all the right groups, didn”t need to be able to create money as debt, didn”t need any help to get the financial monopoly we do have, course not.”

very clever i must admit as well - the best deception around. give something a name, keep referring to it, and after a while, people might just assume everytime you say “regulation” it means a particular kind of regulation, rather than the broad sense of the word.

who falls for it? economics students it seems.

Corporate Bullshit: Lies?

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Some very amusing tidbits from the sites of some of our ‘finest’ corporations:

Halliburton - under Sustainable Development:

“We are all connected. As individuals and as a citizen of the global business community we are conscious of the role we play in shaping our common destiny. We must understand our responsibilities not only to our employees, our customers and our shareholders, but also to the wider community and the lives we touch.”

so touching, so sweet, so very funny..

Astrazeneca:

“..as a leading pharmaceutical.. our business activities touch so many lives, including patients, physicians, employees, investors, and the communities around us. We know that how we do business, as well as what we do, is important to our reputation among these groups and wider society. Maintaining their trust and confidence in AstraZeneca as a responsible company means ensuring that wherever we have a presence or an impact, we live up to our publicly stated standards of ethical behaviour.”

right..

Pfizer: “Everyone should be able to get the medicines they need”

“We dedicate ourselves to humanity’s quest for longer, healthier happier lives through innovation in pharmaceutical, consumer and animal health products”

er..why can’t they just tell the truth -we’ll do all this in the quest for profits. oh in the name of CSR/Sustainability we’ll do a bit of this and that..but we’re not really interested in everyone getting the medicine they need - maybe a few lucky folks here and there so we can look good occasionally..but you africans in need of cheap drugs - forget it. At least we might ‘respect’ them a bit more.

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