nursery rhymes for the millenium
September 20, 2005 – 5:26 pmso there appears to have been a nursery rhyme competition - run by the kids channel Nickelodeon Junior- and guess who’s the star ( or villain!) of the winning entry -
don’t hold your breath: this is how the rhyme goes:
Baker Tony’s Pizza
Baker Tony baked a pizza
very round and thin
He said he added olives
but he never put them in
The stuff that he had grated
and sprinkled on to please
was only yellow sawdust
although he called it cheese
The rich tomato topping
was nothing more than dye
so Baker Tony’s pizza
made all the children cry
By Angela Martin
ooh id like to see him try and escape posterity with this one- aint gonna happen now..
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{ i did think the runner-up was quite catchy as well: check this one out:} /
Computer Virus - by Miriam Collins
“My computer caught a virus
So I tucked it up in bed
and I gave it lots of medicine
but now my PC’s dead!”